Total Medals Earned: 395 (From 75 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,740 Points
Medals Earned: 7/10 (165/415 points)
Use a warp zone
Get a big boomerang
Get 5 boomerangs
Get to level 5
Get 100 coins
Beat the final boss
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Get 10 heart containers
Beat a speed run
Beat a speed run in 20 minutes
Medals Earned: 8/12 (90/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/45 points)
Who needs Instructions
We're going to steal the Declaration of Independence....
Death by typing
Now you're thinking with bees
YOU DONT SAY
Medals Earned: 4/9 (105/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Open the game.
Inspect every test tube.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
You showed up and completed Training.
You graduated from the Academy.
You have earned a Command.
You are truly worthy. A Commander of Commanders.
Medals Earned: 2/11 (10/90 points)
Kill 1 enemy
Open the game
Witness a Stepford miracle
kill 100 enemies
Kill 500 enemies
Kill 1000 enemies
Blub
Succeeded in firing a sol beam
Kill Racist Sr.
this game done put pig physics innit
see it.
Medals Earned: 8/12 (75/325 points)
Finish the tutorial
Finish level 1
Finish level 2
Finish level 3
Finish level 4
Finish level 5
Finish level 6
Finish level 7
Finish level 8
Finish level 9
Finish the game
Finish a leaderboard run
Medals Earned: 4/9 (125/500 points)
Use a soldier airdrop.
Complete the tutorial levels.
Get 100 headshots.
Achieve 10 victories.
Get 100 melee kills.
Get 1000 kills.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (60/60 points)
There go my hopes and dreams.
Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.
Tactical nuke, incoming!
The pen is mightier than the sword!
Better go see a doctor!